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How To PO Darren Shan

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How To PO Darren Shan

1. Tell him pickled onions are yuck-ew-nasty.

2. Compliment him on his boyish face.

3. Show him some CDF fan art on the computer.

4. Just as he starts to enjoy himself, switch to some DarrenxCrepsley yaoi.

5. Bring Crepsley into the room.

6. Frame Darren for pulling up the picture.

7. Grab a tub of popcorn and watch the show.

8. Sign him and Steve up for couples counseling.

9. Show him the Cirque du Freak movie.

10. Force him to watch all of it.

11. All the way through.

12. No breaks, just straight-up, 109 minutes of rock-solid horribleness.

13. Ask him as many questions as he asks Crepsley.

14. Lock him in a room with Steve.

15. Videotape the hilarious awkwardness that ensues.

16. Unleash a mob of fan girls.

17. Don't worry. They will track him down…
Second in the series of 'How To PO'! XDDD
Hope noboy's offended at my crack on the movie...I did not particularly enjoy it. :P
Darren Shan owns Darren Shan!!!!!!! And anybody else mentioned!
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Ha-ha. But, is it smart to lock Darren with Steve? What if they start... THAT?