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How To PO Darren Shan
1. Tell him pickled onions are yuck-ew-nasty.
2. Compliment him on his boyish face.
3. Show him some CDF fan art on the computer.
4. Just as he starts to enjoy himself, switch to some DarrenxCrepsley yaoi.
5. Bring Crepsley into the room.
6. Frame Darren for pulling up the picture.
7. Grab a tub of popcorn and watch the show.
8. Sign him and Steve up for couples counseling.
9. Show him the Cirque du Freak movie.
10. Force him to watch all of it.
11. All the way through.
12. No breaks, just straight-up, 109 minutes of rock-solid horribleness.
13. Ask him as many questions as he asks Crepsley.
14. Lock him in a room with Steve.
15. Videotape the hilarious awkwardness that ensues.
16. Unleash a mob of fan girls.
17. Don't worry. They will track him down…
1. Tell him pickled onions are yuck-ew-nasty.
2. Compliment him on his boyish face.
3. Show him some CDF fan art on the computer.
4. Just as he starts to enjoy himself, switch to some DarrenxCrepsley yaoi.
5. Bring Crepsley into the room.
6. Frame Darren for pulling up the picture.
7. Grab a tub of popcorn and watch the show.
8. Sign him and Steve up for couples counseling.
9. Show him the Cirque du Freak movie.
10. Force him to watch all of it.
11. All the way through.
12. No breaks, just straight-up, 109 minutes of rock-solid horribleness.
13. Ask him as many questions as he asks Crepsley.
14. Lock him in a room with Steve.
15. Videotape the hilarious awkwardness that ensues.
16. Unleash a mob of fan girls.
17. Don't worry. They will track him down…
Literature
CdF - Darren's Nightmare
Darren's Nightmare
My name is Darren Shan. One day, I went to a circus called Cirque du Freak with my friend, Steve. However, what happened after that? I made the biggest mistake in my life. I was turned to half-vampire and faked my death to leave my normal life. Mr. Crepsley, the vampire who blooded me, asked me to be his assistant. Anyway, one day, Mr. Crepsley and I were going to the vampire mountain
"Mr. Crepsley, how far is it?" I couldn't stand walking this far.
"We are getting closer, Darren. Just hang on a little longer." I sighed.
"Oh, Mr. Crepsley-"
"Darren, do not call me by that name" I didn't quite understand what he m
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Darren Shan and Harry Potter
Chapter one
Darren Looked up at the tall elaborate castle as they walked up the grounds, he turned to face Larten Crepsley; a tall man with ruffled spiky red hair, a long scar down the side of his face that ended at his lips he wore an elaborate red cape and clothing that made him look like someone from the Victorian age. Vancha March stood behind Mr Crepsley Vancha had obviously made a poor attempt at making himself look presentable; his messy hair still contained bits of twigs and leaves and his reddish skin clashed against the neat suit he had been forced into by Mr Crepsley as an attempt to make him look smarter.
"So this is it then..
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Darren sells lemonaid
*6 year old Darren! :D*
Darren: *setting up Lemonaid stand in the middle of the mountain*
Larten: Darren, What are you doing?
Darren: I'm gonna sell lemonaid and get rich!
Larten: *rolls eyes* Darren...
Darren: Oh, so you don't believe me...I don't care! I'll be rich and you'll be poor! So go away you hobo!
Larten: I am just going to walk away...-_-' *leaves*
Darren: Open for bussinuse.^^
Vampires: *Walk by like Darren isn't there*
Mika: *walks by*
Darren: Hey Mika! You wanna bye some lemonaid?!
Mika: Uh, no thank-you Darren...
Darren: *death stare* I think you're going deaf today...I said...Would you like to bye some lemonaid, M
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Second in the series of 'How To PO'! XDDD
Hope noboy's offended at my crack on the movie...I did not particularly enjoy it.
Darren Shan owns Darren Shan!!!!!!! And anybody else mentioned!
Hope noboy's offended at my crack on the movie...I did not particularly enjoy it.
Darren Shan owns Darren Shan!!!!!!! And anybody else mentioned!
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Ha-ha. But, is it smart to lock Darren with Steve? What if they start... THAT?